Alchemical Gluepot (aka 'Tanglefoot Bag')

The so-called 'Tanglefoot Bag,' also known as the Spider's Purse and the Alchemical Gluepot.

There is really only one efficient method to create these concoctions, and I use a much less efficient method, because I personally loathe spiders, even the tiny mundane ones that spin cobwebs in the corner, while the monstrous dog-sized creatures that are typically kept in captivity and 'milked' by professional alchemists for the sticky webbing necessary to craft a tanglefoot bag make my blood run cold, with their cold, alien eyes and their far-too-many twitching legs.

Still, this is the accepted practice, to capture a monstrous spider the size of a small dog, or perhaps slightly larger, and to keep it in a bamboo cage, with many bamboo rods stored nearby. When it is 'milking time,' the bamboo rods are inserted at one edge of the cage, slowly forcing the hissing agitated creature back against one wall, and then being inserted very carefully (so as not to damage the loathsome abomination) to restrain each of it's legs. Then a section of the cage near it's backside is unlatched, leaving it's arse hanging out of the cage. Some unluckly apprentice gets the job of stroking it's underside with a brush of horsehair, while another spins a ceramic rod just under it's spinnarets, slowly rolling up the silk that it instinctly produces in response to the stimulation of the brush. This process takes over an hour, and many ceramic rods are handed off, coated in thick wads of the silk, like spun sugar candy at a festival. If the rod is spun too fast, the spider stops spinning and the process must often be started again, as the creature is generally quite unhappy with the entire process, although it enters a contented state while it is slowly spinning it's web, despite the situation, almost as if it is in a trance of some sort. If the rod is spun too slowly, strands of silk drape to the floor, get stuck, get dirty, and it's all a terrible mess and someone is going to get stuck on abdomen-tickling duty, next time.

Between 'milkings,' the repulsive creatures are fed pigeons or rats, neatly tied up (so that they won't accidentally damage the precious monsters), and that's yet another thing I won't have done in my laboratory.

Instead, I use a resin derived from trees known as copal (which is not to be mistaken for mere sap!). Gallons and gallons of this resin must be distilled, and mixed with white chalk, rendered animal bones and skin, and the gummy mucus secreted by common garden slugs. It's a terribly painstaking process, and 'milking' garden slugs, if anything, is a dreadful tedium, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make to not have a nightmarish beast from the darkest parts of the abyss living in my laboratory.

However the substance is made, the substance must be kept warm, and poured into the 'bag' for which is named while still quite hot to the touch. Once it begins to cool, any contact with air will cause it to begin to harden, and a Tanglefoot Bag that has been left open will become useless in quick order, degenerating into a chalky white (in the case of spider silk derived gluepots) or pale yellow (for tree resin derived adhesives) substance that feels somewhat like brick or shale, but crumbles into useless powder at any forceful contact.

Because of this trait, it is easy enough to determine if a Tanglefoot Bag that has been found or purchased is still 'fresh' and effective, as it will feel soft and yielding to the touch, while one that has lost it's potency feels like a rock in a bag (which it essentially is).

Tales of alchemists whose 'dog-sized spiders' turned out to be immature specimens that grew to the size of a horse, and were fed recalcitrant apprentices to keep them in silking trim, are surely just tales told by cruel, cruel people to frighten old men.

Shame on them.