Much shorter write up for this one.
In the world of the Freeport setting, the gnomes of a land named Iovan have
developed a secret technique to enslave Gargoyles, which they used to beat back
the Kobolds who would attack them every year. They then, drunk on that success,
picked a fight with the Dwarven nation to their north and got soundly rebuked.
The nation is named after Iovan, the Gnomish Sorcerer who first developed the
Gargoyle-enslaving technique, and I decided to create some feats to allow for
these techniques to be available to the Iovan Gnomes. The first feat allowed
the Iovan Gnome to get the services of a Small Gargoyle (called a Grotesque)
as a familiar at 6th level, and the second feat would allow the Gnome to 'grow'
his familiar into a full-sized Gargoyle. (Iovan himself, suspected to now be
a lich, is said to have developed a third level of proficiency, and has a Large
Advanced, and possibly Fiendish, Gargoyle as a familiar.)
In any event, the idea of Small Gargoyle familiars appeals to me. In Golarion,
they would be connected to the appropriate Demon Lord (Xervoran?), explaining
their Chaotic Evil bent and love of ruins.
*Grotesque
Small Monstrous Humanoid (earth)
HD 2d8+6 (15 hp), Init +3, Spd 30 ft., fly 60 ft. (average), AC 18 (+1 size,
+3 Dex, +4 natural), touch 14, flat-footed 14, Base Atk +3, Grapple -1, Atk
Claw +3 melee (1d3), bite +1 melee (1d4), gore +1 melee (1d4), SQ Damage reduction
5/magic, darkvision 60 ft., freeze, SV Fort +3, Ref +6, Will +3, Str 11, Dex
16, Con 16, Int 6, Wis 11, Cha 7, Hide 0 (+9, +15 against stone background),
Listen 1 (+3), Spot 1 (+3), Multiattack
+2 racial bonus to Hide, Listen & Spot, Hide bonus increases to +8 when
the gargoyle is concealed against a stone background, +4 size bonus to Hide
checks.
Freeze - can hold itself so still that it appears to be a statue, DC 20 Spot
check to tell it is a living creature.
Natural weapons are treated as magic weapons for overcoming damage reduction.